Another Mind in Pottery Barn

?   You are not as interesting as you think you are.

1am walk of shame. Walk of fucking nightly glory.

— 1 day ago
#thoughts  #walk of shame  #sex 

Omg you are playing Cards Against Humanity? You don’t fucking say with 5 Instagrams of such edgy card pairings. OMG much hardcore so humour. FUCK OFF. Ppl need to stop instagramming Cards Against Humanity.

— 2 weeks ago
#thoughts  #cards against humanity  #instagram  #humor  #dark humor 

I wonder if Kleenex knows what percent of its usage is from jizz cleaning vs from regular everyday use. That might be a lot of dough to lose in case we decided to stop masturbating.

— 2 weeks ago with 2 notes
#thoughts  #smoking  #kleenex  #fap  #one fap a week  #fapping  #fap time  #fapfap 
Her

Smoking has elevated “Her” to masterpiece standards.

— 3 weeks ago with 1 note
#smoking  #movies  #her  #spike jonze  #joaquin phoenix  #scarlett johansson 

Currently doing a master’s program that will fully digitize, comprehend, and predict our time on Earth and beyond. I am a futurist. Living in the now of course.

— 3 weeks ago
#thoughts  #master's degree  #university  #back-to-school  #big data  #analytics 
That was then. This is now.

That was then. This is now.

— 3 weeks ago
#movies  #pictures  #futuristic  #future porn 

Somewhere between the 3rd and 4th bowl, I realized I am in a gay polygamy without the sex.

— 1 month ago
#thoughts  #smoking  #polygamy  #bros  #friendship