Have you ever had a blowjob while listening to this?

Last night I performed the helicopter and knocked a drink outta my own hands. I’m very proud of my cock today.

Sexually frustrated. I feel like I need to be whipped back into shape. Literally. Whip.



Being angry at my hockey team is like eating a disgusting burrito. It’s pointless to feel let down but you love it anyways.

Forcibly Aggravate the Penis.

This is a lifestyle blog. Just without the shitty filtered photos of crap that don’t matter.